A note to (from?) my future self:
Hey there fantastic.
Listen. You will buy these hairclips one day and they will be perfect for you. They will be large enough to pull back your hair, but small enough to be comfortable during naps, and discreet enough to wear without looking like there is a plastic banana in your hair. You know how long you've searched for something like this. Well, self, you will forget where you bought these. Perhaps they don’t even exist anymore. So it’s pretty unfortunate that you will lose all but one of them and you will hold onto that one for dear life, despite the fact that it is barely operational anymore.
But this will serve as a glowing example of how thrifty you are. Wear that sucker out, and use this experience as reference when certain persons say you spend too much money on things.
Chin up girl. I mean chin down. I keep forgetting how pointy that thing is.