For my birthday this year I decided it best to surround myself with family and delicious food. In the span of about twenty-four hours I consumed large portions of massaman curry, pad thai, spring rolls, hamburgers, French fries, ranch dressing, fish tacos, cheesecake, and chocolate.
And did you know this was in existence?
Thanks to my in-laws now I do.
The biggest crowd of the day was gathered around this: a big dog. Look it’s a big dog!
But it wasn’t all for naught. Eventually I got asked to audition for a reality T.V. show (which I turned down of course, but it's the thought that counts), got some hot chocolate,
got accosted by a lady,
and finally got spotted by the paparazzi. The whole no sunglasses thing I think threw them off.
And there may have been some tomfoolery with Samuel Adams’ armpits.
All in all I’d have to say it was a fine way to start my one-and-thirtieth year. Cheers!
P.S. I got my so desired new vacuum, and there have been reports that I was found vacuuming at inappropriate hours of the day because I love that dang thing way too much. No comment.