Me: Would you like to share a room with your brother?
Bosco: Oh yes. Sure. And then we could get bunk beds. And I would have the top since I'm not the baby. I know how to not fall off.
Me: Ok. And do you think you’d be able to get down to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Bosco: Oh well, usually if I have to go to the bathroom really bad I just wiggle by big toe and stomp my legs on the ground. That usually does the trick.
Me: How do you wiggle your big toe and stomp at the same time?
Bosco: No, no. Not at the same time. I wiggle, then stomp. See. I wiggle my big toes like this (demonstration actually involves wiggling of all toes not just the big ones). Then stomp. It’s really loud.
Bosco: No, no. Not at the same time. I wiggle, then stomp. See. I wiggle my big toes like this (demonstration actually involves wiggling of all toes not just the big ones). Then stomp. It’s really loud.
Me: I think if you need to wiggle and stomp you've held it too long. And how are you planning on doing this in your bed while you’re asleep?
PAUSE
Bosco: Well, I guess you guys could get me a parachute so I could fly down the bed in time. That would probably work. Is it lunchtime yet?
Me: What about a ladder instead?
Bosco: No.
Me: What about a ladder instead?
Bosco: No.
A parachute sounds perfectly reasonable.
ReplyDeleteSure does take up a lot of space though...
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
ReplyDeleteAre those your feet or Boscos?
ReplyDeleteI knew someone was going to ask me that! Well, you'll just have to decipher that on your own heathbar!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can. It is just so creepy to look at them and think that they could really be yours.
ReplyDeletehahahah, Bosco has a point! Parachute is much faster than ladder.
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